November 18th, 2009
Commie Michael Moorebird having trouble getting out of Cuba
We are continuing to follow the news story about Michael Moorebird’s ill-fated Commie Experience Cruise to Cuba, as well the arduous ordeals Michael has personally gone through. His story has captured the hearts, while unclenching the stomachs, of audiences throughout Bizarreville.
Michael was released from the Cuban Hospital last week after being tossed overboard by disgruntled vacationers. But when trying to get back into the country, he discovered that he had lost his passport in the sea. Michael was categorically denied re-entry. He desperately tried to make contact with officials, citizens, friends, acquaintances, but no one would claim him or acknowledge him in any way…some claiming they thought he might be a Russian spy.
Meanwhile, Cuban officials, in an attempt to throw poor Michael a lifeline, offered to keep him. In fact, there was serious talk about making Moorebird some sort of Worldwide Ambassador. As an enticement, they were going to offer to set him up in a 2-room apartment with its own private toilet, and an office cubicle in the not-so-smelly back area of the National Office Edifice in Havana, very close to the fire escape…in other words, Cuba’s version of the Red carpet.
Michael claims he will find a way to get back into the country and back to his personal luxury estate. But he admits his whole Commie movement has taken a severe beating recently with all this bad publicity…and he will need to regroup. First priority may be a quick trip to Hollywood to get some sympathy and support from his fellow pinkeroos, who will most certainly rebuild his spirits and get his March to Marxism back on track. A lavish gala, perhaps a costume party with a peasant theme (cash bar naturally) might recapture the mood. Stay tuned.
