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Bizarreville Nation:

Yes, the newest and possibly funniest novel from Bizarreville Press is now available at Amazon.  It is called Merger Shmerger, a hilarious business satire that follows the merger of 2 fictional lawnmower device companies which have wildly different corporate cultures.  The story is presented as 5 first-person vantage points as each of the 5 individuals participate in various activities to try and close the deal.  As you would expect, zany hijinks ensues as they interact with each other.

Business lovers of all kinds will enjoy this book which features over 50 comic illustrations.  Click on the Merger Shmerger book cover in the right column to order your copy —–>

Earlier this month, Joe Biden hinted that he may take a run at the 2020 Presidential race.  Biden, who would be 78 years old when taking office, is considered by many Democrats to be too old to capture the new, young socialist-type thinking of the emerging generation of liberals.  His old ideas of just raising and raising and raising taxes, and wild pork-barrel spending on worthless projects are seen as passé, not going nearly far enough in terms of full government control.

Some have suggested naming an uber-lib as VP running mate early in the process.  Supporters say that if Biden ends up croaking while in office, then the door to socialism swings wide open.  And, once the country gets used to the new freeloading culture, they will never want to return to the mean old capitalist system.

It is a move that is catching fire quickly in the blue states, and especially in the ghettos within those blue states, who for decades have been seeking a way out of poverty, without of course having to work.

Disclaimer:  all stories in Bizarreville are fiction-ish.

In an effort to show the President that he’s no loser, Mitt Romney has led an effort among several weak-kneed Republicans to overturn Trump’s national emergency declaration for the Mexican Border wall.  “We aren’t like those darn Democrats who always stand behind their leader.  We speak our own minds, even if it means siding with Pelosi and the other socialists across the aisle.”

Romney has been a Never-Trumper ever since Trump said that Romney “choked like a dog” after his failed 2012 Presidential race flop.  Trump added a bit of dramatic flair by starting to gag, and screaming “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”  Romney responded that he has a dog, it does not choke, and is frankly unable to scream about not breathing.  “Any fool knows that dogs cannot talk.”

Insiders say that Romney is messing his own bed by trying to derail a major Trump campaign promise, and fiddling with an issue that has such strong public support.  His supporters insist that Mitt does not care about the negativism, and if worse comes to worse, has several job offers in Venezuela when his term expires.

Disclaimer:  all stories in Bizarreville are fictional, or in today’s parlance, fake news.