December 16th, 2018
Attention all fans of Bizarreville:
We have just published our first children’s book called Half the Fun. It features a whole bunch of amazing and funny stories featuring the Kids of the 4th Avenue Club. Your whole family will enjoy the humor and satire, along with the wonderful color illustrations. This will be a great gift for your kids, grandkids, nephews, and/or nieces to put a bunch of smiles on their faces during the holiday season. Just click on the book cover in the right hand column to get a link to Amazon. You and your kids of all ages will love it! ——->>
When you hit the link to Amazon, check out the “Look Inside” feature to get a sampling of a few of the funny little stories.
December 16th, 2018 |
Posted in Life in Bizarreville
December 13th, 2018
The Administration is still pushing to get the Mexican wall built, but as usual, the question remains: who is going to pay for it? The President says that Mexico is going to pay for it with NAFTA cash streams somehow, and agreed to green-light having the 13 million illegal aliens supplying the bricklaying labor. This would naturally mean redeploying all this labor from their current jobs running taco restaurants and doing landscape management, but he said he was willing to switch to Chinese food or fish sticks.
Materials costs would still be a problem, however one State Department individual suggested going to Germany and see if there were any leftover Berlin wall bricks they could buy or lease. Another suggestion made was, with the legalization of pot spreading throughout the country, there will be prisons that become unoccupied, freeing up tons of wall materials and razor wire.
The President believes that these creative ideas will more or less support his campaign promise to have “others” build the wall, and not burden the American taxpayer. Supporters say that while that is not technically true, it is close enough for government work.
Disclaimer: all stories in Bizarreville are fiction, at least until they become actual reality.
December 13th, 2018 |
Posted in Life in Bizarreville
Attention all fans of Bizarreville:
