July 15th, 2018
Bizarreville Lovers,
We have just released our latest book, and it is one of our best. Bad Boss is a hilarious, quirky story, written as the diary of Sherman Flunknerd, a bad boss of legendary stature, as he navigates his first few weeks on his new job to transform his plant at Toxoid Chemical Company. Sherman, of course, thinks he is a good boss, and the rest of the bosses of the world suck. You will laugh and enjoy reading the complexities of this fellow as he tries to establish a new level of accountability with his troops…then must deal with a bizarre personal ailment which impacts his approach to the job. You will love it. Give it as a gift to a friend who needs a pick-me-up. Click on the Book Cover on the right to buy it on Amazon.
July 15th, 2018 |
Posted in Life in Bizarreville
July 2nd, 2018
Tensions continue to rise as tariff rhetoric escalates, and the timetables approach. Rather than back down, the President seems to be ratcheting up the tweats, calling for a trade war, apparently. The entire NAFTA agreement could be up for grabs. A recent meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada broke down when the Canadian leader started singing, “American Woman, get away from me,” a song from the early 1970’s. A spokesperson representing American women later said that would be no problem, fella.
Meanwhile, however, Gift Shops across the land fear that any trade war with China could decimate their sources of cheap trinkets and chintzy souvenirs. “We do not have any good options at this point,” said the Chairperson of Gift Association of Bizarreville. “We may be forced to selling good stuff at higher prices…if we can find anybody that still makes artsy crafty gadgets. May have to check some Senior Living residences.”
Many people still hope that the trade negotiations will be resolved, so that announced tariffs on soybeans, maple syrup, strawberry jam, chicken incubators, bowling machines, and saran wrap will go away, and allow Wall Street to breathe a sigh of relief.
Disclaimer: all stories in Bizarreville are fiction, even if you wish they were true.
July 2nd, 2018 |
Posted in Life in Bizarreville