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With the Democrats looking like they will be having big problems in the upcoming midterm elections, there is a desire among Liberal Leaders to switch up the narrative.  The President decided to call a meeting of the Liberal Braintrust last week, which included himself, Vice President Harris, and Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago, to come up with some messages that would resonate and turn the trend around.

After 27 hours of debate and coming up with absolutely nothing worthwhile, the threesome finally decided to just go with the standard Lying and Denying approach to messaging.  Their advisors convinced them that the Lying/Denying theme has worked for decades in getting Liberal candidates elected.  It should work now.  And, while the key elements of the Administration’s performance are at all-time horrendous levels, most voters are too ignorant to know the difference and will believe whatever you tell them.  Remember that the national media is even dumber, and certainly won’t challenge the lies… may even go as far as claiming the deceptions are the absolute truth.

The Leadership group has come up with snazzy tee-shirts and ball caps to pound the messages that there are no problems with the Economy, Inflation, the Southern Border, Violent Crime in the Cities, and our Country’s Reputation in the World.  But they add, if anyone is challenged, just say, “Yeah, but it would be a lot worse with Trump.”  Fits perfectly with the Lying theme.

The shirts and hats are available at Brainzo.com/Let’sGoBrandon.

Disclaimer:  all stories in Bizarreville are fiction.  At least until they become true.

Another key element in the President’s “Money For Nothing” strategy is this new forgiveness of student debt program.  The cost of the program is estimated to be over $500 billion, which is not being paid for in any way, and will increase the average burden on U.S. taxpayers by $2500 per person.  In other words, the normal everyday taxpayer will be footing a bill because some student shmoe hasn’t figured out how to get a decent paying job to cover his/her own debt.  Some have suggested that it is especially difficult for those students who majored in Basket-weaving and Mosquito Health and Safety to find the kind of job that will produce any sort of salary that would allow them to chip away at their loans.  The students who were minoring in Beer Pong face even bigger difficulties, especially if they continued their Pong studies in graduate school and beyond.

A further concern is that the reckless spending by the President and his team are expected to have the near-term impact of cranking-up another layer of Inflation on the fragile economy.  His team simply cannot understand that all these giveaways and nutty spending programs are wreaking havoc on monetary policy, thus causing inflation to hit levels of 9 percent or more.  The Federal Reserve is now attempting to rein in inflation by jacking up interest rates, but even they are having trouble keeping up with Joe’s spending binge.

Mid-term elections are coming soon.  It is expected that many of these irresponsible spending blitz actions will be cancelled or tempered once the adults are voted back into power.  Until then… hold on.

Disclaimer:  all stories in Bizarreville are fiction, even the ones with Beer Pong.