September 17th, 2022
When in Doubt, Lie
With the Democrats looking like they will be having big problems in the upcoming midterm elections, there is a desire among Liberal Leaders to switch up the narrative. The President decided to call a meeting of the Liberal Braintrust last week, which included himself, Vice President Harris, and Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago, to come up with some messages that would resonate and turn the trend around.
After 27 hours of debate and coming up with absolutely nothing worthwhile, the threesome finally decided to just go with the standard Lying and Denying approach to messaging. Their advisors convinced them that the Lying/Denying theme has worked for decades in getting Liberal candidates elected. It should work now. And, while the key elements of the Administration’s performance are at all-time horrendous levels, most voters are too ignorant to know the difference and will believe whatever you tell them. Remember that the national media is even dumber, and certainly won’t challenge the lies… may even go as far as claiming the deceptions are the absolute truth.
The Leadership group has come up with snazzy tee-shirts and ball caps to pound the messages that there are no problems with the Economy, Inflation, the Southern Border, Violent Crime in the Cities, and our Country’s Reputation in the World. But they add, if anyone is challenged, just say, “Yeah, but it would be a lot worse with Trump.” Fits perfectly with the Lying theme.
The shirts and hats are available at Brainzo.com/Let’sGoBrandon.
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