December 13th, 2018
The Wall Update
The Administration is still pushing to get the Mexican wall built, but as usual, the question remains: who is going to pay for it? The President says that Mexico is going to pay for it with NAFTA cash streams somehow, and agreed to green-light having the 13 million illegal aliens supplying the bricklaying labor. This would naturally mean redeploying all this labor from their current jobs running taco restaurants and doing landscape management, but he said he was willing to switch to Chinese food or fish sticks.
Materials costs would still be a problem, however one State Department individual suggested going to Germany and see if there were any leftover Berlin wall bricks they could buy or lease. Another suggestion made was, with the legalization of pot spreading throughout the country, there will be prisons that become unoccupied, freeing up tons of wall materials and razor wire.
The President believes that these creative ideas will more or less support his campaign promise to have “others” build the wall, and not burden the American taxpayer. Supporters say that while that is not technically true, it is close enough for government work.
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