October 7th, 2009
Cronies
Bill Cronie, Bizarreville’s fine upstanding pharmacist, is very upset. “The continuing talk in the News about Cronies being appointed to critical positions in the Administration has thoroughly besmirched our family name beyond repair. The incompetent goof-balls and tax cheats receiving these important appointments…none of them are Cronies, none are even distantly related to any Cronies, not even by marriage. They are dirt-bag nimrods who are drawn together by their vacuum of character and held together by the sticky goo they spew. But no…no…no way are any of them Cronies, trust me. Please call them Nincompoops.”
Elwood Nincompoop could not be reached for comment.
