December 3rd, 2009
Afghan troop announcement has befuddled Taliban
Bizarreville leaders, after so many years of looking like idiots by leaking out key military information to the enemy, have this time molded a new, intriguing approach to blabbermouthia. Rather than giving Afghan Talibans a heads-up on upcoming plans, they decided to take the opposite tack and just blab about when they plan to punt…in about 16 to 18 months. 
Spy reports say Taliban leaders in cave headquarters were totally befuddled by this announcement. They said they normally figure Bizarreville leaders are a bunch of scheming perpetual liars…so they don’t know how exactly to reinterpret this potential lie.
Meanwhile, back in Bizarreville, the Leader’s supporters were upset at his policy redirection vs. campaign promises, and called him a liar. But simultaneously, his opponents in the world of punditry pointed out his failure to fully support the troops, his ambiguous mumbo-jumbo, and called him a liar. Even people sleeping on the couch who were tired of watching him on prime time TV, couldn’t think of anything else to call him, so called him a liar.
So the Taliban, seeing all these mixed messages, was not sure who to disbelieve. After seeing supporters call him a liar, they figured that he might indeed be lying…or it might be a trick. But then after seeing opponents and couch potatoes calling him a liar, they figured he was probably telling the truth. Or it could all be a double-lie, or triple-lie…must be a lie of some sort, but a lie about what?
An smiling anonymous administration insider said: “A lie is as good as the truth, if you can get someone to believe it.” He then hopped in his limo, joining an anonymous female in the back seat.
