March 11th, 2015
Snub
During his recent trip to this country, the Prime Minister of Israel was given a first-class snub by the President and his staff. Other loyalists in the President’s party joined in the snubbing which took the snub category from “first class” to “legendary”. This was the first time in modern history that an Administration has achieved the legendary snub designation with a supposed ally.
“We are quite proud of this achievement,” spouted a spokesman for the Administration boastfully. “It frankly took a herculean team effort to get our people properly aligned on the snub protocol in such a short period of time. But it just shows you our commitment and resolve to accomplish things that really matter. We said from the get-go that we would embrace our enemies, understand their plights, sympathize with their struggles, make their struggles our own…while at the same time turning our nose to friends who don’t really need our help anymore. This snub may seem cruel on its surface, but it’s really intended to send a message that you’re okay on your own, and we don’t need your mamby-pamby, cry-baby whining around here anymore. You see now? It all makes sense.”
An Israeli diplomat was asked to respond, but all he could say was, “Huh??”
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