January 19th, 2023
Biden’s Vette
Many Biden Left-wing supporters were outraged when stories about the President hiding old Classified documents in his garage next to his Corvette recently came to light.
Corvette? Corvette?? The supporters were apparently unaware that their Chief owned and (worse yet) cherished a 1967 Corvette, with a gas-guzzling, pollution-spewing 325 cubic inch V8 engine. When new, the car got about 13 miles per gallon; however, due to age/condition, the number is down to about 8 now, making it one of the worst fossil fuel gulpers of any car on the globe. On top of that, the car does not have any sort of emission control equipment and does not come anywhere close to meeting environmental standards. It would not even be allowed on the road in places like California.
The Progressive supporters cannot understand why the President has not hauled this car to the junkyard, and had his Secret Service people oversee the crushing/demolition, like what was done in the Goldfinger movie.
“He cannot go around shaming Americans for their lack of passion about global climate change, then go do a burnout, laying 5 pounds of rubber on the pavement and fouling the air with clouds of burnt rubber smoke,” one Insider said. “What kind of leadership is that? Scratch that. We know the answer.”
It’s another bad look for the Hypocrite-in Chief. The man simply can never seem to get his mouth and feet in synch with each other.
Disclaimer: all stories in Bizarreville are fiction. The man does own a 67 Vette, though. That much is true.
