December 28th, 2020
The Georgia runoff
Liberal groups from around the country are pouring in millions of dollars to help get 2 unknown whack-jobs elected in the Georgia Senate runoff race. Prior to November 3rd, no one had heard of these 2 radical numbskulls. But now, because the two could make the difference in terms of who holds the majority in the Senate, the new love affair has erupted. They have even become “best friends” with Obama.
Normally, Georgia would be an easy win for Republican Senate candidates, because of the conservative nature of voters there. However, with recent strides by Democrats to fight against disenfranchisement of dead people, 17-year olds, ex-Georgians who moved out of state, illegal aliens, and phantom voters too lazy to get a picture ID, the vote is expected to be close. Dems are taking no changes, however, and have enlisted ex-convicts to figure new ways to get phony mailed-in votes into the system, springing off how well they did this in November. Hollywood millionaires have agreed to foot the bill for these scoundrels through Cuban bank accounts that they insist will be untraceable, even by Watergate-level investigative reporters.
Meanwhile, Georgia residents have been bludgeoned by a tsunami of boring political TV commercials, explaining why socialism isn’t so bad, why more taxes are so good, and why police should be defunded and replaced with kumbaya singing in all communities.
Disclaimer: all stories in Bizarreville are fiction, but some seem more real than others.
