January 12th, 2019
DEMS PUT UP THEIR OWN WALL
With the recent leadership change in the House of Representatives over to the Liberal/Socialist wing of Congress, there is a new fervor to quash all that is Trump. Doesn’t matter what it is…if Trump likes it, it must be bad for the Lefties. The Mexican border wall was certainly one example where numerous Democrats, who had formerly favored the wall, pivoted 180-degrees with the leadership wind change. One Democrat was asked what possessed him to be such a conviction-less coward on an important issue like this. He answered, “I’m not conviction-less, you are.”
Pelosi was recently asked if she favored providing economic incentives to minority-owned businesses in the ghetto. She responded, “Absolutely!” When then told that the President also favored the incentives, she barked, “You did not let me finish my sentence…Absolutely Not!”
She was then asked whether she supported new space missions to Mars.
“Space exploration is important to scientific discovery and technological advancement, but it must be done only after considering our country’s need to continue to support people’s right to choose not to work. How does Mr. Trump feel about space exploration?”
“He’s in favor of it,” replied a reporter.
“As I said, I am totally against space exploration, and will fight to see those funds redeployed to the poor, under-motivated elements of our society. Why spend millions to gather a handful of Mars Rocks, when you could use that money to feed thousands and thousands of lazy bums, derelicts, gang members, illegal aliens, and drug addicts that so desperately need our help. The President just does not understand priorities.”
A spokesperson for the President was asked to respond to Pelosi’s comment, but only said, “Pffffftttttt.” A gust of cold air ended the interview before the normal obnoxious follow-up questions could be spouted off.
Disclaimer: all stories in Bizarreville are fictional in this session of Congress.
