February 1st, 2020
Romney out of step again
The Chairman of the American Conservative Union announced that Senator Mitt Romney will not be invited to the annual CPAC conservative conference this year. His un-invitation came moments after Romney sided with all the Democrats in a key vote in the Trump Impeachment Hoax, regarding parading a new throng of witnesses to elongate this charade on the American public. Fortunately, the vote rejected more witnesses, placing Romney in the difficult spot of looking like a total bozo.
Romney, who claims to be a Republican, has behaved more like a Democrat, even going back to his failed run for the Presidency in 2012. Voters then were confused on his constant flip-flopping on issues, appearing to swing to whatever messages the particular audience was wanting to hear at the time. His fuzzy positions of gun control, immigration, defense, and social issues made some characterize him as an Etch-a-Sketch politician. The makers of Etch-a-Sketch said, “We know Etch-a-Sketches, Etch-a-Sketches are our friends. He’s no Etch-a-Sketch.”
Meanwhile, as a designated bozo, Romney faces the prospect of not being able to sit with any fellow Senators at lunches, and being left off the lists for Washington cocktail parties. A spokesman said that was okay, because he’s on a diet anyway.
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