February 12th, 2021
Fake News Under Siege at Colleges
Professors at Bumfunk College have come forward and criticized all the liberal national media, particularly CNN, MSNBC, ABC, and CBS for their excessive use of Fake News, Fake Analysis, contrived data, unsubstantiated quotes from mystery sources, and their total disregard for anything resembling proper journalism. The Profs say that a little false information is understandable and, frankly, important to the advancement of left-wing agendas. But the new crop of “reporters” have gone too far. Now the whole liberal cause is in jeopardy of unraveling, as the public has begun to distrust their over-the-top fictionalized stories.
A liberal whack job on the “Morning Shmoes” TV show replied that lies are necessary to put an end to the Conservative movement, the Tea Party, and the Free Speech initiative… all organizations that stand in the way of socialism. Truth in reporting does not deliver the needed punch to awaken those misguided souls on the right. The ends justify the means, as everybody who is anybody knows.
“Besides, college professors should talk about lying…they lie about what’s going to be on the Final, lie about grading on the curve, lie that the pathetic course they are teaching you has some degree of importance in the rest of your life. Fortunately, thankfully, they have at least told the truth that capitalism sucks and Marxism is the superior framework for the future. Most still keep a portrait of Karl in their home offices, for perspective when they get confused after looking at their 401-K statement, or after eating a prime rib dinner at the Club.”
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