March 27th, 2011
Presidential Idol
Welcome to Presidential Idol. Well, we’re down to 5 contestants who YOU have selected to become the next Presidential Idol. Let’s get right to it. First up to sing tonight for your votes is Barack Obama…
Change…I’ll scarf your bucks and turn them to change
And I’ll skin your hind
Like bark off trees
Whoa, whoa, this change of your currency
Will give a raise to me…yeah.
Change…I think our u-pants need a fresh change
Cuz I think we’ll find
We’re starting to leak
Whoa, whoa, we’re changing our plans, our stance…
Our pants for thee…yeah.
Change…my drained brain’s got me locked up in change
And it ain’t the kind
That I’d foreseen…..
Hold it, hold it, hold on, Dog (ha, ha, ha). Listen, now I need to make this real, you know what I mean. I’m not totally sure what KEY you were singing in…was that key even in the musical scale? Whoa! Think it was in the key of “J” or something. Got a call from the Chairman of Karaoke International and he said Stay Away, Stay far far away, brother. Anyway, even though you can’t hold a note, and the lyrics were askew from what the writer had written…despite all that…you know what? I kinda liked it. Yeah. And you have a fan base out there, pretty good-sized fan base of tone-deaf groupies, that seem to love your quirky, pitchy, gravelly, off-beat kind of singing. They lap it up like a pack of camels after a desert safari, dude. So, guess what? We’re putting you through to the next round. Congratulations!!
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