January 17th, 2020
Pelosi attacks Facebook
Speaker Pelosi and some of her Socialist-minded friends are now turning their anger on Facebook. This latest bit of rage came after Facebook refused to take down a post that showed the Speaker slurring her words.
“What Facebook did or didn’t do is irresponsible,” a spokesman for the Left commented. “They are trying to make it look like she had just been smoking a doobie at an Impeachment Celebration party. Remember, marijuana is legal in California now, and everyone here has the right to be high, even politicians.”
Pelosi said that Facebook only cares about making money and getting tax breaks by schmoozing Trump. Other California Leftists added that Facebook people don’t care a lick about sharing wealth with our other comrades, putting an end to climate change, or implementing full government-run universal health care…causes that are important to an increasing number of young Facebook users, who have been methodically brainwashed by teachers to recognize “the truth.” . They warned that they better stay in touch with their customers, if they want to survive long term.
A Conservative spokesman asked, “How many other states have Marijuana Legalization on the ballot in November?”
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