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Nancy Peloci, in her effort to be considered the most disrespectful House Speaker in the history of the country, just advised Democratic nominee Biden to cancel the Presidential debate because it would be an exercise in skullduggery.  She was reported to be foaming at the mouth as she disparaged the President with a continuous string of insults at her regular press conference.

Medical personnel on the scene were greatly concerned about her psychotic behavior, which put her at risk of having a nervous breakdown right there at the podium.  Her liberal followers were similarly concerned, since Ms. Pelosi’s nasty mouth is a vital cog in the DNC campaign strategy of daily Trump bashing.

“No one else in the Party has a secure enough position in their District to risk acting like a total idiot in front of the public,” a DNC spokesperson commented.  “Her mostly-deranged constituents in San Francisco accept her moronic behavior, and would vote for her, even if she was thrown in solitary confinement for treason and/or hording ice cream in her commercial-size freezer at her home.”

Her obnoxious act of ripping her copy of the President’s State of the Union address suggested to many medical professionals that she was borderline crazy, and should be placed on a Watch List.  Then, her obsession with spewing Hate Trump speech at every occasion, alerted medical personnel to always be on standby at her public events, just in case she did a total flip-out.

“She has this delusion that her whacky, hateful outbursts are showing the world that she’s a tough congresswoman who won’t back down to anyone, and believes she has a Pass to be able to be as disrespectful and disgusting as she wishes,” an RNC member mentioned.  “But we realize it’s all just part of her mental illness, and we have pity on her.”

Pelosi’s recent trouble with breaking the law when she illegally visited her favorite hair salon and forced the stylist to cut her mop inside the building in defiance of local COVID safety regulations has made her defenders nervous.  Then, blaming to store owner for “allowing” Pelosi to misbehave was too much for even the leftiest libs to accept.  They have vowed to get her professional psychological help after the election, provided voters keep her crazy ass in her seat.

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