July 14th, 2020
New Protests
At a time when protests have become the norm, a new group calling themselves Students Protesting Against Masks (SPAM) has organized a march to the cheers and jeers of various onlookers. SPAM is a collection of young people who are refusing to wear COVID virus masks, in defiance of rules and guidance for mask use in public spaces.
The young people say that masks are ugly, even the ones that have bling or hip decorations to try and make them look attractive. Some claim that the dating scene has totally dried-up because of the ugly factor. They say that the ugly factor makes gorgeous people look like scummy thugs… not to mention people with below-average looks in the first place.
They do not care that their misbehavior increases the likelihood that the Corona crisis will escalate and go on for a longer period of time if people, like them, don’t take proper safety precautions.
“We care about the NOW,” a SPAM spokesperson blurted out, “not what may or may not happen months from now. If we have to bury ourselves in the sand for 3 months, 6 months, 12 months, or even a year, our lives will be pure dog piss. That is unstomachable. Masks are history.”
The spokesperson put his mask back on, then ripped it off in some kind of show of anger. Most onlookers thought the guy looked better with the mask on, since it hid his complexion problems and oversized shnoz.
Disclaimer: all stories in Bizarreville are fiction at the time of writing. After that, who knows?
