June 5th, 2019
Minutes of Liberal Whiner Society meeting of 6-4-19
- Trump is still acting mean.
- The Administration still thinks the poor asylum seekers from Central America are scam artists, just because they have past criminal records and are lazy good-for-nothings unfit for regular work. That is discrimination, plain and simple. Call EEOC and file charge.
- Trump wants to put 5% tariff on Mexican imports because he is pouting over them not paying for the Wall. He does not even care that could cause major job losses in Ciudad Juarez, Tijuana, and Mexico City. Nancy to crab about it for 10 minutes on Meet the Press Sunday, and insist on hiring another special prosecutor.
- The Federalist Society has had too much success in the appointment of conservative judges. We liberals need to form an Anti-Federalist Society ASAP, so that we can turn the tide in all this Follow-the-Constitution jazz. Ruth to follow up.
- The protestors in London have shown the world how they feel about the President. Agreed to have Elizabeth make calls to all media editing departments, thanking them for focusing camera work on the bad stuff, and ignoring any good stuff.
- Pointed out that the term Socialism has too negative a connotation among citizens, because it ends in “ism”. Agreed to change to Social-fun in all communication from now on. Change Marxism to Marx-joy while we’re at it.
- Climate change crisis is losing momentum because of confusion as to whether the Earth is getting too hot or getting too cold. Need to get liberal scientists together, vote on it, and go with the majority.
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