The Afghanistan Waffler has strong support from Homebodies
Introducing a new product from your friends at Bumco Inc.: The Afghanistan Waffler. Heartily endorsed by the Bizarreville Homebodies, Cooks, and Appliance Users Association, this waffle maker is all-new, imported from Afghanistan, with features not offered by any competitor in the past.
The beauty of this machine is that you just don’t know what you’re going to get. You throw some or all the ingredients into the unit, spin the temperature dial a couple times, and just let it go. Might get a pancake, might get a danish, might get some kind of weird muffin-thing…might get a lump of burnt charcoal. Some customers claim they got something resembling the consistency of a Christmas fruit cake…oooh, yummy.
And that’s what makes it fun for the whole family…the anticipation and surprise of it all. The unpredictability. The unit has a setting on it for “Plain Waffle”, but guess what? It lies. It never intended to give you a plain waffle. Ha, ha, ha, ha…what a riot! Surprisingly, many customers continue to select the Plain Waffle option, even though they know full well that it does not work. Durrrrr…it takes all kinds.
So pick up an Afghan Waffler at your favorite discount store or buy direct from the factory at www.ErrrrUhUmmmCoughCough.com. Hurry before it’s no longer available.
Tags: afghanistan, hijinx, political humor, satire, waffler
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