Archive for February 23rd, 2010
February 23rd, 2010 Posted 10:39 pm
The President called a Health Care Summit conference at the White House with a select panel of 5th graders who had been contestants on the TV show “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?” He did this after coming to the conclusion/realization that a handful of 5th graders were smarter than the entire body of Congress put together, could probably cut through the mumbo jumbo, and develop workable solutions to the health care issue. The President asked 4 questions for the 5th Graders to deal with. Little 5th grader Billy Smith responded to the President on the first question:
Q1. How can we cut the cost of Health Care?
Billy: Mr. President, well, what’s causing costs to go up so much, sir?
President: Doctors are charging more and more for their services and procedures to help people get better, Billy.
Billy: Well, why are they charging more and more?
President: Because their costs keep going up.
Billy: Why are their costs going up?
President: Doctors say because Malpractice Insurance cost is rising so fast.
Billy: What is Mel Crack Diss?
President: Malpractice, Billy, is when people sue doctors because they think the doctor did something wrong when he was treating them. They sue them for millions of dollars. And they get the money because everyone figures it’s just the insurance company that will be paying it.
Billy: My doctor is a pretty smart man, and a real nice guy. He’s got 3 kids. I don’t think he would do anything wrong.
President: You’re right, Billy. Almost all doctors are very good doctors and do the right thing. It’s extremely rare when a doctor is truly negligent. But still, people keep suing and suing and getting lots of money for it, regardless if the doctor really did something wrong.
Billy: That doesn’t seem too fair. If a doctor is trying hard and doing his best, he shouldn’t be punished for that. I know when I get punished for something like leaving the seat up, and I didn’t do it, I get mad.
President: Well, the doctor doesn’t really get punished. It’s the insurance company that pays the tab.
Billy: But didn’t you say that the insurance company just goes ahead and charges the doctor more money?
President: Well, yes…
Billy: Why can’t we stop people from getting lots and lots of money when the doctor didn’t do anything wrong in the first place?
President: Well, it’s complicated. We don’t want to stop people from being able to sue a doctor when he really did something that was grossly negligent.
Billy: I thought you said that was extremely rare?
President: Ummm, I did…..I did say that…uh…let’s see. Well, it’s like this…you see, the lawyers…ummm…the lawyers find out about these cases by hanging around hospitals a lot. Now the lawyers are very nice people too, you see….ummmm…I tell you what, let’s move on to the next question.
(to be continued)
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February 23rd, 2010 Posted 3:26 am
Take a peek at the Simpli-tax series (on the right), if you haven’t checked it in a while. It’s a nice story of CPA’s trying desperately to hold on to their lifeline: the convoluted tax code.
Either that or buy TALES OF OBAMALAND. I think you’ll like it. And after all, you need a little humor to get through it all, right?
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